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. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD. Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.
Thou hast commanded us to keep thy precepts diligently.
 O that my ways were directed to keep thy statutes!
Then shall I not be ashamed, when I have respect unto all thy commandments.
 I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments.  I will keep thy statutes: O forsake me not utterly.
 Wherewithal shall a young man cleanse his way? by taking heed thereto according to thy word.
 With my whole heart have I sought thee: O let me not wander from thy commandments.
 Thy word have I hid in mine heart, that I might not sin against thee.
Blessed art thou, O LORD: teach me thy statutes.
 With my lips have I declared all the judgments of thy mouth.
 I have rejoiced in the way of thy testimonies, as much as in all riches.
 I will meditate in thy precepts, and have respect unto thy ways.
 I will delight myself in thy statutes: I will not forget thy word.
. Deal bountifully with thy servant, that I may live, and keep thy word.
Open thou mine eyes, that I may behold wondrous things out of thy law. {Open: Heb. Reveal} 
 I am a stranger in the earth: hide not thy commandments from me.
 My soul breaketh for the longing that it hath unto thy judgments at all times.
 Thou hast rebuked the proud that are cursed, which do err from thy commandments.
Remove from me reproach and contempt; for I have kept thy testimonies.
Princes also did sit and speak against me: but thy servant did meditate in thy statutes.
Thy testimonies also are my delight and my counsellors. {My soul cleaveth unto the dust: quicken thou me according to thy word.
 I have declared my ways, and thou heardest me: teach me thy statutes.
 Make me to understand the way of thy precepts: so shall I talk of thy wondrous works.
 My soul melteth for heaviness: strengthen thou me according unto thy word.  
 Remove from me the way of lying: and grant me thy law graciously.
I have chosen the way of truth: thy judgments have I laid before me.
 I will run the way of thy commandments, when thou shalt enlarge my heart.
 HE. Teach me, O LORD, the way of thy statutes; and I shall keep it unto the end.
 Give me understanding, and I shall keep thy law; yea, I shall observe it with my whole heart.
 Make me to go in the path of thy commandments; for therein do I delight.
 Incline my heart unto thy testimonies, and not to covetousness.
Turn away mine eyes from beholding vanity; and quicken thou me in thy way.  Stablish thy word unto thy servant, who is devoted to thy fear.
 Turn away my reproach which I fear: for thy judgments are good.
 Behold, I have longed after thy precepts: quicken me in thy righteousness.
 Let thy mercies come also unto me, O LORD, even thy salvation, according to thy word.
 So shall I have wherewith to answer him that reproacheth me: for I trust in thy word. 
And take not the word of truth utterly out of my mouth; for I have hoped in thy judgments.
 So shall I keep thy law continually for ever and ever.
 And I will walk at liberty: for I seek thy precepts.  
 I will speak of thy testimonies also before kings, and will not be ashamed.
And I will delight myself in thy commandments, which I have loved.
Remember the word unto thy servant, upon which thou hast caused me to hope.
This is my comfort in my affliction: for thy word hath quickened me.
 The proud have had me greatly in derision: yet have I not declined from thy law.
I remembered thy judgments of old, O LORD; and have comforted myself.
 Horror hath taken hold upon me because of the wicked that forsake thy law.
Thy statutes have been my songs in the house of my pilgrimage.
 I have remembered thy name, O LORD, in the night, and have kept thy law.
his I had, because I kept thy precepts.

Psalms 119:1-56 




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Psalms 119:57 -83 

Thou art my portion, O LORD: I have said that I would keep thy words.
I intreated thy favour with my whole heart: be merciful unto me according to thy word.  I thought on my ways, and turned my feet unto thy testimonies.
 I made haste, and delayed not to keep thy commandments.
 The bands of the wicked have robbed me: but I have not forgotten thy law. 
 At midnight I will rise to give thanks unto thee because of thy righteous judgments.
I am a companion of all them that fear thee, and of them that keep thy precepts.
 The earth, O LORD, is full of thy mercy: teach me thy statutes.
Thou hast dealt well with thy servant, O LORD, according unto thy word.
Teach me good judgment and knowledge: for I have believed thy commandments.
Before I was afflicted I went astray: but now have I kept thy word.
Thou art good, and doest good; teach me thy statutes.
The proud have forged a lie against me: but I will keep thy precepts with my whole heart.
Their heart is as fat as grease; but I delight in thy law.
It is good for me that I have been afflicted; that I might learn thy statutes.
 The law of thy mouth is better unto me than thousands of gold and silver.
 Thy hands have made me and fashioned me: give me understanding, that I may learn thy commandments.
They that fear thee will be glad when they see me; because I have hoped in thy word.
I know, O LORD, that thy judgments are right, and that thou in faithfulness hast afflicted me. Let, I pray thee, thy merciful kindness be for my comfort, according to thy word unto thy servant.  Let thy tender mercies come unto me, that I may live: for thy law is my delight.
 Let the proud be ashamed; for they dealt perversely with me without a cause: but I will meditate in thy precepts.
 Let those that fear thee turn unto me, and those that have known thy testimonies.
 Let my heart be sound in thy statutes; that I be not ashamed.
 My soul fainteth for thy salvation: but I hope in thy word.
 Mine eyes fail for thy word, saying, When wilt thou comfort me?
 For I am become like a bottle in the smoke; yet do I not forget thy statutes.


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How many are the days of thy servant? when wilt thou execute judgment on them that persecute me?
 The proud have digged pits for me, which are not after thy law.
All thy commandments are faithful: they persecute me wrongfully; help thou me.  They had almost consumed me upon earth; but I forsook not thy precepts.
Quicken me after thy lovingkindness; so shall I keep the testimony of thy mouth.
. For ever, O LORD, thy word is settled in heaven.
 Thy faithfulness is unto all generations: thou hast established the earth, and it abideth.
 They continue this day according to thine ordinances: for all are thy servants.
 Unless thy law had been my delights, I should then have perished in mine affliction.
 I will never forget thy precepts: for with them thou hast quickened me.
I am thine, save me; for I have sought thy precepts.
 The wicked have waited for me to destroy me: but I will consider thy testimonies.
I have seen an end of all perfection: but thy commandment is exceeding broad.
. O how love I thy law! it is my meditation all the day.
 Thou through thy commandments hast made me wiser than mine enemies: for they are ever with me.  I have more understanding than all my teachers: for thy testimonies are my meditation.
I understand more than the ancients, because I keep thy precepts.
 I have refrained my feet from every evil way, that I might keep thy word.
I have not departed from thy judgments: for thou hast taught me.
 How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth! Through thy precepts I get understanding: therefore I hate every false way.
 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. {lamp: or, candle}
I have sworn, and I will perform it, that I will keep thy righteous judgments.
 I am afflicted very much: quicken me, O LORD, according unto thy word.
 Accept, I beseech thee, the freewill offerings of my mouth, O LORD, and teach me thy judgments.
 My soul is continually in my hand: yet do I not forget thy law.
 The wicked have laid a snare for me: yet I erred not from thy precepts.
Thy testimonies have I taken as an heritage for ever: for they are the rejoicing of my heart.
 I have inclined mine heart to perform thy statutes alway, even unto the end.  I hate vain thoughts: but thy law do I love.
 Thou art my hiding place and my shield: I hope in thy word.
Depart from me, ye evildoers: for I will keep the commandments of my God.
Uphold me according unto thy word, that I may live: and let me not be ashamed of my hope.
Hold thou me up, and I shall be safe: and I will have respect unto thy statutes continually.
Thou hast trodden down all them that err from thy statutes: for their deceit is falsehood.
 Thou puttest away all the wicked of the earth like dross: therefore I love thy testimonies.  My flesh trembleth for fear of thee; and I am afraid of thy judgments.
I have done judgment and justice: leave me not to mine oppressors.
 Be surety for thy servant for good: let not the proud oppress me.

Psalms 119:84-123

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Traveling Farmer






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Funny But True: Junk

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AN ILLEGAL QUANTUM LEAP


This Somehow Rung A Bell - This sounds familiar to me believe it or not,  It's in relation to my poem "Colors of Blessing"  jumping in the leaves.   

AN ILLEGAL QUANTUM LEAP
By W. Bruce Cameron

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Sometimes my column strays accidentally into truth. This one came as the result of an alert reader alertly alerting me to the court documents in question. While the whole thing is a bit dated, I am sure the woman in question has appealed any decision. Oh, and I've taken her comments and replicated them exactly as I found them, including any mistakes in grammar and spelling. – Bruce
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I've always maintained that research is the refuge of writers too lazy to make up their own facts. But when someone else sends me his research, I'm more than happy to accept it—as with this item, which comes straight out of court documents.

On March 22, 2007, a woman named Tammy Roberson filed a complaint in US District Court against George Bush, Condoleezza Rice, and the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) charging the defendants with (among other things):

"Illegal criminal activities include – the use of an illegal quantum leap that can take the human body from one place to another without them knowing it, and the illegal use of a program with the capability of making humans say what they want them to say."

Mrs. Roberson complains that the "illegal system of quantum leap" is "scientifically unknown and illegal. It is against the law and is government violation."

She states: "I have proof of a illegal quantum leap. A system that was invented by possibly a Nazi, or a scientist, who says he's a god. He says he is going to take me, Mrs. Roberson, to another state, announce me dead saying that I had a heart attack or a stroke, or a car accident, and then illegally produce a death certificate, but I would be alive in another state with amnesia. This is supposed to happen in the year 2007 or 2008. I have turned it over to the police department but I was told that an illegal quantum leap that could affect all of us would be FBI or government issue."

(One pictures the glee with which the local police solemnly advised Mrs. Roberson that her complaint was so serious it could be handled only by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.)

Mrs. Roberson then goes on to say "I have names of people that are dead that are possibly alive in another state" (and, sure enough, she lists eight of them, all presumably acquaintances of hers, exclaiming at the end of the list "This is illegal!").

Also illegal, per Mrs. Roberson: a threat from a man to use an illegal quantum leap against her daughter "if I don't let them have my clothes and men that I have went with both present and past for a relationship."

(I've read the above statement more times than you have and I don't understand it either.)

Of quantum leaps, Mrs. Roberson writes "Humans are not supposed to be going through the earth and landing anywhere." She then launches (no pun intended) into a brief lecture on space flight, identifying with straight-out-of-Google accuracy how a three-stage rocket "injects" a person into orbit. "The only space flight that we have is via a space ship. Someone has invented something illegal."

(As an attachment to her lawsuit, Mrs. Roberson includes a photograph of an astronaut on the moon. No, seriously.)

"President Bush," Mrs. Roberson implores, "this needs to be looked into because there is not supposed to be a quantum leap. Any quantum leap system would be illegal, and a health violation and unsafe to everyone. It also questions the security of the United States. Please stop and law the use of any quantum leap in the United States, and the use of any program, and the killing of innocent people being said dead but alive. I have a right to my life and a right to have my United States citizenship reinstated, and any illegal death certificates taken to court and overturned if I am ever said dead."

Here's to you, Mrs. Roberson! I, too, would like any death certificate of mine overturned in court (and there are times when I've contemplated an appeal of certain elements of my birth certificate, as well). And, while I'm not sure exactly what Condoleezza Rice is doing in this lawsuit, I eagerly look forward to hearing the results.

(Lest you think I fabricated this whole thing, the lawsuit has been assigned case number 3-07CV0522-M in the Northern District of Texas. If you look it up you'll see that I fiddled with Mrs. Roberson's name a bit to save her from being contacted by those pesky anti-quantum leap device salespeople, who always seem to call at dinnertime.)



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This Is Hilarious "Love It" - Some People Can't Handle The Truth




Honesty
Yup, some people can't handle the truth!
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. 
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. 
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where the I am now...
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