"It's So Hot That..." | HUMOR - Inspirational and Christian
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It's So Hot That...
Here in Arizona we've had something of a heat wave and a drought going since back in March. Several people have joked about July arriving in the Month of May this year. We've broken high temps on two days this week.
It's so hot that...
- ...the radiator on your car is boiling over and you haven't even started the engine yet.
- ...the birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
- ...farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
- ...the cows are giving evaporated milk.
- ...you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
- ...the temperature drops below 100, you enjoy the cool spell.
- ...you discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive a car.
- ...you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window tinting.
- ...you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
- ...hot water now comes out of both taps.
- ...it's noon, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out in the street.
- ...you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. to head for work.
- ...the local bakery hasn't had to turn on their ovens for a week.
- ...You can cook breakfast on your driveway instead of in the kitchen.
- ...You have no idea whey they call it "Dry Idea" Deodorant.
- ...You don't have to go to KFC to get Fried Chicken, just put it on the hood of your car on the way home form the supermarket.
- ...the temperature in your house is 105 degrees, but your H/VAC service guy says your air conditioner is functioning properly.
It's so hot that...
- ...the radiator on your car is boiling over and you haven't even started the engine yet.
- ...the birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
- ...farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
- ...the cows are giving evaporated milk.
- ...you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
- ...the temperature drops below 100, you enjoy the cool spell.
- ...you discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive a car.
- ...you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window tinting.
- ...you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
- ...hot water now comes out of both taps.
- ...it's noon, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out in the street.
- ...you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. to head for work.
- ...the local bakery hasn't had to turn on their ovens for a week.
- ...You can cook breakfast on your driveway instead of in the kitchen.
- ...You have no idea whey they call it "Dry Idea" Deodorant.
- ...You don't have to go to KFC to get Fried Chicken, just put it on the hood of your car on the way home form the supermarket.
- ...the temperature in your house is 105 degrees, but your H/VAC service guy says your air conditioner is functioning properly.
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