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National Womens Day

Just a little funny to share today:

Last year we discovered my birthday falls on national Womens day. My husband and I were discussing that very thing when we noticed something that made us break into laughter. We passed by a sign in Hinckley, Ohio that said, "March 16th was Buzzards Day". I especially found this hilarious because my husbands birthday fell on Buzzards Day.

i had to rub it in a little, we both thought it was very funny.

Susan Nikitenko
March 7th, 2015

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A Speeding Ticket

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Chickens Clucking Carol Of The Bells - Funnnny

Fishing With BaBa

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Something Funny For Today - Teacher

I Remember The " Good Old Days"

Happy Valentines Day

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Valentine Humor

What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card? A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

"Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? "I've got a crutch on you!"

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of guppy love.

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!

What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!

What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? "Be my valenstein!"

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hogs and kisses!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!

What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day? "I find you very attractive."

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche!

What did one pickle say to the other? "You mean a great dill to me."

Why do valentines have hearts on them? Because kidneys would look pretty gross!

What did one light bulb say to the other? "I love you a whole watt!"

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]

[ Author Unknown -- from Kelli, via 'ScreamOfTheCrop' - updated ]

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can ACTUALLY accomplish?

Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

~ Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

~ Stop exercising. Waste of time.

~ Read less. Makes you think.

~ Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

~ Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

~ Spend more time at work, surfing the web.

~ Take a vacation to someplace important, like to see the world's largest ball of twine.

~ Don't jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.

~ Stop bringing lunch from home--eat out more.

~ Don't have eight children at once.

~ Get in a whole NEW rut!

~ Start being superstitious.

~ Personal goal: Don't bring back disco.

~ Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.

~ Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.

~ Spend my summer vacation in cyberspace.

~ Create loose ends.

~ Get more toys.

~ Get further in debt.

~ Don't believe politicians.

~ Break at least one traffic law.

~ Don't drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.

~ Don't swim with piranhas or sharks.

~ Spread out priorities beyond the ability to keep track of them.

~ Wait for opportunity to knock.

~ Focus on the faults of others.

~ Mope about faults.

~ Never make New Year's resolutions again.

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The Hillbilly Ten Commandments

Humorous Cards

Humorous Dog Pictures

Things to Learn from A Dog

THINGS TO LEARN FROM A DOG

~ Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

~ Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

~ When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

~ When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

~ Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

~ Take naps and stretch before rising.

~ Run, romp and play daily.

~ Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

~ Be loyal.

~ Never pretend to be something you're not.

~ If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

~ When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

~ Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

~ Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

~ On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.

~ When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

~ No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout. Run right back and make friends.

~ Bond with your pack.

~ Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Mikey's Funnies

A Cat Funny

A CAT FUNNY
A cat died and went to heaven.
God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."
The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."
God replied, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."
God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL! The Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"

Tropical Endangered Love - Comedy

What Are Little Boys Made Of?

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Something Funny For Today - Teacher

I Remember The " Good Old Days"

Happy Valentines Day

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

The Hillbilly Ten Commandments

Humorous Cards

Humorous Dog Pictures

Things to Learn from A Dog

A Cat Funny

Tropical Endangered Love - Comedy

What Are Little Boys Made Of?