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Fishing With BaBa
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Something Funny For Today - Teacher
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I Remember The " Good Old Days"
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Happy Valentines Day
Valentine Humor
- What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card? A card that
says, "I love you drool-ly!"
- What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
- What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a
valenshine!
- "Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now. It's time
for my nap!"
- What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? "I've got a crutch on
you!"
- Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of
guppy love.
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
- What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!
- What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? "Be my valenstein!"
- What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hogs and kisses!
- Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!
- Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day? "I find you
very attractive."
- What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a
quiche!
- What did one pickle say to the other? "You mean a great dill to me."
- Why do valentines have hearts on them? Because kidneys would look pretty
gross!
- What did one light bulb say to the other? "I love you a whole watt!"
- What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
[ Author Unknown -- from Kelli, via
'ScreamOfTheCrop' - updated ]
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NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can ACTUALLY accomplish?
Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
~ Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
~ Stop exercising. Waste of time.
~ Read less. Makes you think.
~ Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
~ Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
~ Spend more time at work, surfing the web.
~ Take a vacation to someplace important, like to see the world's largest ball of twine.
~ Don't jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
~ Stop bringing lunch from home--eat out more.
~ Don't have eight children at once.
~ Get in a whole NEW rut!
~ Start being superstitious.
~ Personal goal: Don't bring back disco.
~ Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.
~ Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
~ Spend my summer vacation in cyberspace.
~ Create loose ends.
~ Get more toys.
~ Get further in debt.
~ Don't believe politicians.
~ Break at least one traffic law.
~ Don't drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
~ Don't swim with piranhas or sharks.
~ Spread out priorities beyond the ability to keep track of them.
~ Wait for opportunity to knock.
~ Focus on the faults of others.
~ Mope about faults.
~ Never make New Year's resolutions again.
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