The Pillsbury Doughboy
Has Passed Away
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was
71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens
of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and Captain Crunch. The
grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy
and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was
kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was
a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model
for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children,
John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20
minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise
to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone
else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.
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