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Our family was gathered for our nightly bible reading when we noticed that -------
Mr. Clean is officially
In the Bible...
Leviticus 13:40
And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald;
yet is he clean.
Susan Y Nikitenko
March 25th, 2012
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Brian's Squirrel
Story
Brian was doing some garden work and happened to find a
squirrel's stash of walnuts. The
squirrel had gathered them for the winter and left them together in one spot. Brian took one by one and tossed them from
His garden to another location. Brian
planted some onions in a nice straight
row. When he woke up the next morning,
Brian went out to look at His garden He
found that the squirrel in response had dug up all His onions and left them
tossed about. He felt the squirrel was
getting even for throwing out His walnuts.
He said the war was on between Him
and that pesky squirrel.
Susan Y Nikitenko
March 25th,2012
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Being A Team
During a game, the coach asked one of his young players: "Do you understand what
cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"Do
you understand that what matters is winning together as a team?"
The
little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is
called, or you are out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire.
Do you understand all that?"
Again, the boy nodded yes.
"Good,"
said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother."
Mikey's Funnies
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A Key Funny
Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a
personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A
quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized, I
must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My
wife, Diane, has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My
theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. Her theory is that
the car will be stolen. As I burst through the doors of the church, I came to a
terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I
immediately call the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left
my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult
call of all, "Honey," I stammered. I always call her "honey" in times like
these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a
period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard Diane's
voice. "Ken" she barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my time to be
silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
Diane retorted, "I
will, as soon as I can convince this policeman that I did not steal your car!!!"
Mikey's Funnies
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